JOKES OF THE DAY [ PART – 2 ]

By | July 26, 2019

Ek Commotion Santa Clause Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha. 

Santa Clause: “Simple Ghar Mein Mera Hello Hukam Chalta Hai, Fundamental Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai” 

Banta: “Garam Paani Hey Kyun?” 

Santa Clause: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na” 

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Garmiyon Mein Ek Commotion Banta Apne Dost Santa Clause Ke Ghar Kisi Kaam Se Jata Hai. 

Garmi Ki Vajah Se Buri Tarah Se Paseene Se Nahaya Hota Hai, Aur Santa Clause Se Bola 

Banta: “Yaar, Ye Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?” 

Santa Clause: “Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Pata Hey Nahi Chalta” 

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Santa Clause Pappu Ke Saath Bazar Ja Raha Tha To Kuch Dekh Kar Bola. 

Santa Clause: “Beta, Sharab Kabhi Tangle Peena, Warna Wo Jo Do Aadmi Ja Rahe Hai, Wo Tumhe Chaar Nazar Aayenge” 

Pappu: “Lekin Daddy, Wo To Ek Hey Aadmi Hai” 

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Best Lines Composed Behind The Driver Seat Of Auto For Couples. 

“Bharat Ki Sanskriti Mein Sab Kuch Milta Hai, 

Izzat Se Beithe, Aaine Mein Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai” 

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